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Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:28 AM, with 654,138 notes

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:03 AM, with 402,777 notes

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:02 AM, with 375 notes

queernuck:

bobbyhoying:

don’t bring up the Christian legacy of homophobia or intolerance around most Christians because they’ll make it entirely about themselves probably

on the other hand it’s useful if you want a list of literally every gay person they know

Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:02 AM, with 322,775 notes

elphabaoftheopera:

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

same

Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:00 AM, with 127,554 notes
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:59 AM, with 50,075 notes
spooky-flower:

matthen:

Unrolling these circles gives fills a triangle with base 2 π r and height r (where r is the radius of the filled disk). Such a triangle has area π r2. This does not serve as a complete proof for why this is the area of a circle, but can give you some intuition for why it should be. [code]

lms if u have no idea what u just read

spooky-flower:

matthen:

Unrolling these circles gives fills a triangle with base 2 π r and height r (where r is the radius of the filled disk). Such a triangle has area π r2. This does not serve as a complete proof for why this is the area of a circle, but can give you some intuition for why it should be. [code]

lms if u have no idea what u just read

Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:58 AM, with 78,764 notes

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:58 AM, with 11,349 notes

punlich:

No one is required to forgive you if you fuck up. No one is required to accept your apology. You make an apology to accept your wrongdoing, that you understand it and to announce a responsibility to improve. Not to solicit forgiveness. If forgiveness is given, great, but no one is obligated to forgive. Ever.

Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:37 AM, with 3,388 notes
"Suck his dick"
A gay man’s advice for basically everything (via lachydoo)
Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:37 AM, with 127,695 notes

doctah-plague:

othabor:

deadjosey:

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

themrcreepypasta

One cannot… prepare themselves for this…

This was a rollercoaster from the beginning, and it fucking spiraled us down at the end.

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