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Posted on 17th Apr at 10:06 AM, with 763,814 notes

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:40 AM, with 211,347 notes

cowardiceofconscience:

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

Correction you win: probably being disappointed by the film

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:40 AM, with 201,959 notes

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:40 AM, with 14 notes
My grandma: I really like Netflix!
Me: what have you been watching?
My grandma: Sherlock! With that...uh...Benly Cumberson
Me:
Me: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
My grandma: sure yeah
Posted on 17th Apr at 9:39 AM, with 53,801 notes

jcsef:

me finding out that my 87 year old sugardaddy is in a coma

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:39 AM, with 50,764 notes

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:37 AM, with 282,713 notes
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:36 AM, with 1,394 notes

lilbunnygirl:

someone on the street: hoe

me: *turn around*

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